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I am in New Mexico right now. It's my mom's birthday today.

Now, perhaps you are selfish and so you are saying, "Yes yes happy birthday Ben's mom now please tell me about the green chile."

You could stand to be more polite, O Selfish One--sing "Happy Birthday" now!--but: I have an empty cooler in the car. When I return to Colorado that cooler will be full with a full sack of this year's Limitar chile.

If you work very hard to get into my good graces, perhaps I can be persuaded to share some.

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