Ima Radster’s Annoyingly Prophetic Discourse on My Road Trip-Related Decision Making

HEY MAN ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GET THE LARGE COFFEE, I KNOW YOU HAVEN'T REALLY SLEPT AND ALL BUT IT'S A LONG DRIVE AND YOU HATE TO STOP. HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU GOT THE COFFEE AND THEN INSISTED YOU COULD MAKE IT TO WHATEVER THAT TOWN WAS FOR GAS SO YOU BLEW BY THE REST STOP BUT THEN LIKE FIVE MINUTES LATER YOU HAD TO PEE SO BAD YOU PRACTICALLY SWERVED OFF THE HIGHWAY AND THEN AT THE GAS STATION THERE WAS SOMEONE IN THE MEN'S ROOM AND IN THE WOMEN'S ROOM TOO, REMEMBER HOW YOU WHIMPERED WHEN YOU TRIED THE DOOR, AND YOU RAN OUTSIDE TO PEE BEHIND THE BUILDING BUT YOU DIDN'T GET YOUR PANTS DOWN IN TIME SO YOU PISSED YOURSELF? THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY, IT'S A GOOD THING YOU HAD THAT OTHER PAIR OF PANTS.

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