Pumpkin chocolate-chip scone OMG! My eyes could well have popped straight out of my head, but I wanted to play it cool.
"Is the pumpkin chocolate-chip scone as good as it looks?" I asked.
"Definitely. And it's high in protein and fat-free and low in sugar and is actually good for you, just as long as you are gullible and don't ask any questions," she replied.
Dear sweet Jesus she is joking with me. How do I possibly respond?
I bought a scone, and thanked her, and then I ate it. It was really good.